Tis a Saturday and I started it off by hitting the gym. That's twice in a row, I'm about to get back on that healthy life game. After the gym, I took a shower because I'm on that clean human game as well. Blasting music and tit slanging in the showahhhhh!
After getting clean as a mountain bean, I got a call from BIGSHIT and we hit the SOHO. I went looking for some CARDI BACARDIS (cardigans) because I like wearing clothes. Is that weird that I like wearing things that cover my skin so I don't get cold? I know the normal thing is to run around naked but I don't like following trends. Is it also weird showering daily instead of saving water and showering annually? I must be some new kind of human.
The highlight of my day, though, was bumping into a huge CELEBRITY, her name is YMAGNEZ. It's weird though because no one else recognized her so it's like I didn't have to fight a bunch of apes&bitches to say Hi. WE EVEN TOUCHED!! best hour of the day by FAR!
I also played with a Chunky today. We gorged ourselves with foood so all that gymming went to waste but do not fret because I shall voyage over there again tomollo.
Shiet I didn't know you tit slang. Let's tit slang next time we see each other. The Flower can be in the middle ;)
ReplyDeleteBumped into you 2 times. Why didn't you ask for my autograph or take a picture with me?
I gotchu next time!
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LOL this celebrity! you forgot to mention that we got to see her mother too! and who is bigshit?! NOT A NICE NAME TO CALL PEOPLE, NIKITA!
ReplyDeleteoh dear. no more gluttony. but maybe some more corn things. it was weird. but good.